Canada Vacation

By Theolonius McTavish, currently a ribald roving reporter (with an abiding interest in arcane topics like curiosis, odd, if not downright postively playful placenames), and a part-time errant carpet knight (left-over from a previous lifetime)

Valentines Day is rolling around again. What would February 14th be without all those wretched little red, cinnamon-flavored candy hearts and calorie-laden chocolate candy kisses.

Well, if youre not into sweet nothings, maybe a hot vacation might do the trick. If so, youve got plenty to choose from in North America.

For the benefit of mapless folk North America includes the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and that cold comfort country (on the other side of the 49th parallel, just a tad due south of Santa's hangout at the North Pole -- an off-the-beaten track place) called, "Canada".

A quick peek at any road atlas or an on-line atlas (see below) will whet your appetite for a sizzling Voluptuous Vixen and Rudolph Valentino rendez-vous away from the madding crowds.

Lets see, my list of romantic reconnoitering spots includes these humdingers.

They may look a tad over-the-top, but Ill have you know these little gems actually exist.

Bella Bella (British Columbia Canada)
Bigger (Saskatchewan Canada)
Bird-In-Hand (Pennsylvania)
Bliss Landing (British Columbia Canada)
Blue Ball (Pennsylvania)
Bummerville (California)
Camelot (Texas); Camelot Beach (Ontario Canada)
Climax (Colorado, Minnesota, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Saskatchewan - Canada)
Clo-oose (British Columbia Canada)
Cockeysville (Maryland)
Comfort (Texas)
Conception (Missouri)
Conception Bay (Newfoundland & Labrador)
Cupids (Newfoundland & Laborador)
Dildo (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Dixville (Quebec Canada)
Dropmore (Manitoba Canada)
Eden (Texas)
Fannie (Arkansas)
Fanny Bay (British Columbia Canada)
Fertile (Saskatchewan Canada)
French Lick (Indiana)
Garden of Eden (Nova Scotia Canada)
Glasscock (Texas)
Goochland (Virginia)
Groom (Texas)
Halfway (Texas)
Happy and Happy Union (Texas)
Hearts Content, Hearts Delight, Hearts Desire (all in Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Hitchland (Texas)
Holdfast (Saskatchewan Canada)
Hoo Hoo (West Virginia)
Hoop & Holler (Texas)
Intercourse (Alabama, Pennsylvania)
Kinkora (Prince Edward Island Canada)
Kissimmee (Florida)
Little Paradise (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Little Hearts Ease (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Little Seldom (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Lolita (Texas)
Love Ladies (New Jersey)
Lovelock (Nevada, Utah)
Loving (Texas)
Matador (Texas)
Needmore (Texas)
Nippers Harbour (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Nuttsville (Virgina)
Ochiichagwebabigoining (Ontario Canada -- if anybody can pronounce this one, let me know!)
Ogle (Kentucky)
Paradise (Nova Scotia Canada)
Peel (New Brunswick Canada)
Plum Boulee (Manitoba Canada)
Point Comfort (Texas)
Red Head Cove (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Ripples (New Brunswick Canada)
Romeoville (Illinois)
Sackville (New Brunswick)
Sexsmith (Alberta Canada)
Shag Harbour (Nova Scotia Canada)
Smackover (Arkansas)
Smuts (Saskatchewan Canada)
Snag (Yukon Territory Canada)
Snooks Arm (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Snug Harbour (Ontario Canada)
Spread Eagle (Wisconsin)
Sugar Tit (South Carolina)
Sweet Bay (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Sweet Lips (Tennessee)
Tickle Cove (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Tiger Lily (Alberta Canada)
Toogood Arm (Newfoundland & Labrador Canada)
Trophy Club (Texas)
Truth or Consequences (New Mexico)
Valentine (Nebraska, Texas)
Wink (Texas)
Wolfe City (Texas)
Yum Yum (Tennessee)

Now the real question is, just how many folks really admit to residing in these hot little communities, and how many just visit to regale their friends with titillating trivia at the next show and tell Valentines party?

-- May the Power of the Pucker Be With You and Your's On This Auspicious Occasion! --

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Theolonius McTavish, currently a rambunctious roving reporter with oodles of time on his hands, and precious little to ponder except eccentric things happening over at the Court of the Quipping Queen -- www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com